Unless you have an ultra fancy dishwashing machine, you know how awkward (and dangerous) it is to put your nice wine glasses through the washer. And washing by hand is so last century. Along comes quirky with the solution—Tether. Quickly attach the purple Tether to the dishwasher rack post and clip onto the glass stem. $14.99 for a 4–pak. Can be slightly cheaper on Amazon.com when available. Do they have one to attach a wine bottle to my hip?